ok i quit subway. i am 20 lbs overweight from workang there but MOST OF IT IS MUSCLE I SWEAR *cough* never, never try the southwest chipotle sauce it is pretty much the most delicious thing on the planet. i am probably going to be less depressed when i am living in alberta, in the sunshine picking through pebbles and weeding an acre of gardens and cycling off my beefy underthighs. i had a dream i was there and it was winter at the lake and i couldnt find the right inlet to pick through pebbles.

I keep thinking something ought to have come from my experience in a sub shop so I am going to give you all some of my favourite recipes for subs omg get everything on 9grain wholewheat with the fluff ripped out they'll do it for you they have to do everything you ask, no requests are too strange i once had someone ask for their cookies toasted with cheese and bacon on them:

1) Seafood Sensation + hotsauce + swiss + toasted with lots of green peppers and lettuce and a few black olives

2) Veggie Delight with marinara sauce on the bread, shredded monterey jack and oregano, toasted with the peppers and onions and olives on it. then add more veggies of choice, mayo optional. best veggie pizza sub ever.

3) meatball sub with mayo and bbq, tons of peppers and onions and some green olives.

4) Steak & cheese, get the cheddar and have it toasted with the peppers and onions ON it. actually always do it that way. dress to taste, southwest. jesus shit.

5) u can use the wraps to make a nice quesadilla-like thing in the toaster, just smear it with marinara sauce and sprinkled cheese and get whatever meat spread all over it evenly with anything else you'd like, get it toasted like a 6". have them fold it in half and cut it in half so you get two nice triangles of goodness.

and if youre gonna get oregano and you're having it toasted have them put it on the cheese BEFORE its toasted. mmmn the oils release all the flavors. and hte hotsauce is AMAZING when its toasted. just saying. also omg meatball salad, who would've thought? and for fuck's sake. the cold cut trio is disgusting.

anyways thats how you gain 20 lbs especially when you get a discount sub with each shift.

holy shit i miss my cowoerkerss i should get on facebook someday.

audley.. oh my god ive drawn it twice and im gonna do it again. sorry.
commissions are slow because im a fucking nutcase lately and cant stop playing warcraft with *YamiNoMalik yes ive ruined his life, yes you can blame me for his lack of updates. its cause we're moving soon and cant play internet anymore for a while. i suspect we'll have nothing left to do but work on commissions.

antidepressants are weird. also you CAN smoke too much weed. the best thing is still having someone you can ask for hugs.